About Clandestine Events + Experiences

We Design Executive Offsites That Build Trust, Clarity, and Culture.

WHO WE ARE

At Clandestine, we believe the best teams don’t just meet, they experience something together.

For over a decade, we’ve planned offsites, retreats, and executive activations for some of the sharpest companies in the world, including the NBA, Open Society, and Teleflex.


We’re not a bloated agency. We’re a lean, strategic crew obsessed with designing experiences that are thoughtful, bold, and outcome-driven.

OUR Core Values

Strategic Vision

Every decision aligns with your business goals.

Creative Innovation

Bold ideas that surprise and delight—and actually wor.

White-Glove Service

Seamless delivery, start to finish, so you can show up and shine.

Authentic Connection

We design for trust and team energy, not just deliverables.

Elevated Standards

We hold the bar high. Because your team deserves it.

TEAM MEMBERS

Meet Our Team

Kelley Troia

Founder & Chief Astonishment Officer

Chrisy Hurst

Lead Producer & Operations Strategist

Steve Carnes

Innovation & Infrastructure Advisor

get started

Ready to Plan an Offsite That Actually Works?

Whether you want it done-for-you or done-with-you, we’ve got a smarter way to plan executive offsites that stick.

Last Minute Planning for SXSW 2024

Here is a link to our Clandestine Events Google Map, featuring downtown spots & food recommendations. Restaurant reservations

Friday, Sept 14th: It’s hopping in New Orleans…

The Irish Network Film Festival Gala at the Historic Prytania Theater – 5339 PrytaniaNew Orleans Burlesque Fest at

Fuel Up for French Quarter Fest!

French Quarter Fest is officially here! If you’re starting the music marathon early (the first performances begin at